You have no power over me, Dracula!!
We must kill the Monster!!!!
Full 8x10 Color Comedy Show of Death Poster (366 K)
New Scary Headshot
New Headshot B/W
And I'm CRAAAAZY to make a deal with YOU!!!
"Steve Martin's Lawyer on Line One."
Seriously, Don't Eat Fire
Strait Jacket

None Too Subtle Homage
Johnny Eating Fire
No, Mr. Bond.... I expect you to die!!!
... And Legend has it that he could change the tides with the power of his chins alone....
New Headshot (small)
Johnny Plotting Evil
Johnny Laughs
This was from back when I still thought I could be cool.
Yes. It's on a string... it's just a picture, pal, relax!!
The Search is On!
Old Headshot (2000-2002)
Old Old Headshot (1996- 2000)
First Headshot (1990)
This is really me, during my "insane idiot" period. I'm the one on the left
First standup appearance, Way Back
Early Magic Appearance
Way, Way Back
     
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